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Fake Ubuntu Update Screen

The Ubuntu update screen: the deep aubergine background, orange accents, and a warning not to power off the system.

Press F for fullscreen, Esc to exit.

What the fake ubuntu update screen is

Ubuntu’s installer and update screens use a very specific dark purple with orange highlights, and that pairing is instantly recognisable to anyone who has installed it. The Ubuntu typeface completes the look where it is available.

Pranking a Linux user is a specific pleasure, because they will usually be more suspicious than most — the reaction is often "wait, I did not start an update" rather than resignation.

Ubuntu update prank screen online

Press F11 to remove the browser toolbars. On a tiling window manager the browser may already be borderless, in which case there is nothing to hide.

This is a page. It does not touch apt, dpkg, or anything else, and closing the tab ends it.

How to run it, and how to stop it

Press F for fullscreen, then F11 to hide the browser’s own toolbars. That second step is the one that matters: an address bar sitting above the screen gives the whole thing away instantly.

To end it: Escape leaves fullscreen, F11 brings the toolbars back, and closing the tab removes it entirely. Nothing is installed, no file is written and no setting is changed, so there is nothing to undo afterwards.

Worth saying plainly — use this on people who will find it funny, and on machines you are allowed to touch. Show them the way out once the joke has landed.

Questions

Which Ubuntu version is this?

It is the general Ubuntu update look rather than one specific release. The aubergine and orange palette has been consistent across recent LTS versions.

Does it use the Ubuntu font?

It asks for it. If the Ubuntu font is installed you get it; otherwise the browser falls back to a similar sans.

Does this touch my package manager?

No. A web page has no access to apt or dpkg. Nothing on your system is read or changed.

How long does the fake update screen run?

You choose. The run-time control sets how long a full sweep from nought to a hundred per cent takes — anything from one minute to two hours — and the progress is paced to land on a hundred exactly when that time is up. On reaching the end it starts over by default, so it keeps going until the tab is closed; switch it to stay at 100 per cent if you would rather it settled there.

Why does the percentage freeze part-way?

Because real ones do. The screen stops at an arbitrary number for a few seconds and then jumps, which is the single most convincing detail on it. The stalls never change the total run time — the bar catches up afterwards — and you can turn them off for a smooth climb.

Is the fake ubuntu update screen safe?

Yes. It is a web page that draws a picture. It installs nothing, writes nothing to your device, requests no permissions, and cannot survive the tab being closed.

How do I exit?

Press Escape to leave fullscreen. If F11 was used to hide the browser toolbars, press F11 again to bring them back. Closing the tab ends it completely.