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Fake iPhone Update Screen

The iOS software update screen — black, a mark, and a hairline progress bar with no percentage at all.

Press F for fullscreen, Esc to exit.

What the fake iphone update screen is

Apple removed the percentage from the iPhone update screen years ago, leaving a bar with no numbers and no estimate. That absence is the detail people remember, and putting a percentage on a fake iOS screen gives it away instantly.

On a phone, add this page to your home screen first. It then opens without any browser interface at all, which is by some distance the most convincing way to run it.

iOS update prank on an iPhone

iPhones do not expose the fullscreen API the way desktop browsers do, so the page expands to fill the screen instead. It is close, but the status bar stays visible unless the page has been added to the home screen.

Nothing is installed and no permission is requested. Swiping away the page ends it.

How to run it, and how to stop it

Press F for fullscreen, then F11 to hide the browser’s own toolbars. That second step is the one that matters: an address bar sitting above the screen gives the whole thing away instantly.

To end it: Escape leaves fullscreen, F11 brings the toolbars back, and closing the tab removes it entirely. Nothing is installed, no file is written and no setting is changed, so there is nothing to undo afterwards.

Worth saying plainly — use this on people who will find it funny, and on machines you are allowed to touch. Show them the way out once the joke has landed.

Questions

Why is there no percentage?

Because the real iOS update screen has not shown one for years. Adding a number would be the giveaway.

How do I hide the browser bars on an iPhone?

Add the page to your home screen from the share menu, then open it from there. It launches with no browser interface at all.

Can this break my phone?

No. It is a web page. It cannot install anything, change a setting, or start an actual update.

How long does the fake update screen run?

You choose. The run-time control sets how long a full sweep from nought to a hundred per cent takes — anything from one minute to two hours — and the progress is paced to land on a hundred exactly when that time is up. On reaching the end it starts over by default, so it keeps going until the tab is closed; switch it to stay at 100 per cent if you would rather it settled there.

Why does the percentage freeze part-way?

Because real ones do. The screen stops at an arbitrary number for a few seconds and then jumps, which is the single most convincing detail on it. The stalls never change the total run time — the bar catches up afterwards — and you can turn them off for a smooth climb.

Is the fake iphone update screen safe?

Yes. It is a web page that draws a picture. It installs nothing, writes nothing to your device, requests no permissions, and cannot survive the tab being closed.

How do I exit?

Press Escape to leave fullscreen. If F11 was used to hide the browser toolbars, press F11 again to bring them back. Closing the tab ends it completely.